June 3rd, 2007
Rankings After Tonight’s Debate
1. Biden – F yeah!
2. Edwards – made a comeback, however did not appreciate his stance on gay marriage
3. Richardson – he is super kickass!! but a little too mouthy
4. Obama – I like him but he’s so much the little kid eager to please that it makes me nervous
5. Clinton – milking that anti-Bushie stance (which is smart), but she’s still skeeves me out
6. Kucinich – although he’s #1 in terms of stuff I agree with, he’s too crazy and would never win. BOO to that.
7. Dodd – name is too much like ‘dud’
8. Grandpa (Gravel) – he’s too angry
June 5th, 2007 at 10:03 am
I’d like to see some analysis on completely superficial but relatively accurate factors. Such as, presidential names. Edwards, Richardson, Clinton, and MAYBE Dodd sound presidential. I mean envision little kids memorizing president names. Say a bunch of existing president names. Then say some of the candidates, and play “which one of these is not like the other”. Or like, who would look good on money? photoshop a few and see who looks good. etc. It’s lame and terribly politcally incorrect, but I bet it’s pretty freakin accurate.
June 5th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Obama 2008!