lxforever

everything you never wanted to know. about me. 

August 15th, 2017

By The Numbers, Today

3 – times I wiped butts today
2 – butts wiped
2 – baths given
1 – child who had one bath
1 – child who had two baths
2 – children who shared the day’s second bath
2 – showers I’ve taken
9472937493 – texts I’ve sent among coworkers today/forever
15 – cherries I ate at dinner
2 – BLT sandwiches I ate at dinner
2 – cans of Polar water I’ve had
1 – patent my sister secured!
20+ – people impressed by said patent
1 – phone call I made to my grandma
1 – awesome statue on our dresser
1 – terrible president who should be ashamed
1 – country who could do better. Much, much better.

2 Responses to “By The Numbers, Today”

  1. Sara N said:

    This is great, loved the end. And BLTs are the best food.

  2. lxforever said:

    yessssss they are!

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