May 3rd, 2012
time keeps on slipping into the future
My! My! Time Flies!
“…a new day is on its way! / So let’s let yesterday go!”
—Enya
MY MY TIME FLIES / time keeps on slipping / into the Future.
The Future.
It’s 2012.
It’s May.
It’s May 3, 2012.
TODAY I mastered LaTeX AND the pronunciation of it (sort of), brought in treats on what turned out to be my BOSS’S BIRTHDAY and thus looked like a SUCKUP (damn)(I should’ve remembered this since this is also one of my Old Boss’s bdays, dang!), found out my other/real-er Boss went to DIVINITY SCHOOL which is really cool and explains so much, wore a cute shirt, listened to Mass Effect 3 soundtrack, put undue pushiness on my coworker who is turning out to be one of those cool fast-friends (worth another entry), OBSESSED, wondered why Jeff INSISTED on fixing a PIPE at 9am (on a work day! before he had even showered! WORKAHOLIC!), did a little stalking (what can I say), joked with a creepily appearing colleague, and probably more.
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“It is DARK as NIGHT…” I said as I looked out the window. Dark dark dark heavy heavy rain momentarily.
“That’s because I’m here.” Someone creeped around the corner. “It’s time for a sacrifice.” “I think we should start with your department.” “No, we’re starting with yours, going alphabetically by first AND last name…” “No!”
“your brownie levels are dangerously low” “actually he said my GOOD brownie levels were dangerously low” “who’s your doctor?!”
“I’m going to share a visual…well I didn’t bring it, but I’ll describe it…”
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I’m quitting drinking except for the upcoming BACHELORETTE HIJINKS and of course WEDDING FANTASIA, where I will delightfully indulge. I think drinking makes me depressed.
OH WAIT. My BRAIN does. Ahahahahaha. Well, whatever, it will be a fun Xperiment, anyway…save 5/5 and 6/9, that is. Hah.
Also working on caffeine intake since it makes me crazy. Except…I also love that. Dammit! We’ll see.
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When the wedding you are in/working on is the wedding of your sister who is basically your twin, it makes it kind of feel like YOUR OWN WEDDING. Which is cool. But, whew! 38(?!) days…
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Bus at 6:33AM tomorrow. Already stressin’. What a freaking charmed life I live. Jeff is here. Time to JET.
ETA: Sleeping locations list!
Mpls Chi Chi Chi Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Atl Atl Mpls Mpls Madison Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Mpls Madison Madison Madison Madison Madison Madison Madison Madison.
Then HOME.