February 28th, 2012
through a series of internet wormholes
“Yeah, like the naked pool party…wait, I’m sure I told you guys about that?”
—2/27/12
“do you want to be the mouse in Cat Jazzercise?” / “I wanted to be the mouse but I didn’t want to be selfish” / “if everyone plays their role, the mouse survives”
—also 2/27/12
“I say you the bestest / Lean in for a big kiss / Put his favorite perfume on / Go play a video game”
—Lana Del Ray
What’s better than suburban community-ed Jazzercise?
Suburban community-ed Jazzercise taught by a MAN.
Oh, Ned!
Anyway. NO TIME but a few observations must be made:
-Through a series of internet wormholes(/stalking), I discovered that someone I sort-of know is connected to someone one of my friends was once connected to. If this sounds insane it’s because it is. Either way it (a) really really freaked me out (b) made me realize EVERYONE MIGHT KNOW EVERYONE OMG. AAAAAAAAAH my mind is blown.
-We have an AMAZING NEW MATTRESS. I am dreaming (ha! ha! sort-of pun! OK not really…) of it right now…
-WHY when we finally seem to be in a Recovery do gas prices need to rise? I mean, objectively it is good that they are rising but dudes, come on! Hoping this Recovery is strong enough to withstand $4-$5/gal gas.
-Fakest winter ever.
Adios.