lxforever

everything you never wanted to know. about me. 

August 1st, 2007

wazzup

…as the guy said to Jeff on the phone this morning. “WRONG NUMBER!” I’m tired of using the old format all the time since it hinders me from updating so here ya go – randomness.

First, some PERSONAL STATS (since I’m such a fan of PERSONAL STATS), mostly from my myriad of medical appointments and other technical scenarios as of late. I am very proud of (most of) these stats so bear with me.

Teeth: No cavities and that stupid wire is doing its stupid job.
Blood pressure: 108/66. I am very proud about this because it used to always be like 120/80 because I’m so stressy all the time. However I might have tricked the BP-taker because I spent 20 minutes before trying to relax, ha ha ha. 😛
Cholesterol: 170. Suckas!
Run a mile: in 7:47. But then I can’t run more that fast because I die (how will I ever do a 5k under 25??? I’m thinkin’ no :P).
My total bs ‘credit scores’ from those bs institutions that still matter even though it’s kind of bs: In order to not be a jerk, I’ll just say they’re very good, very good, and good.

WHAT? The ‘good’ one threw me because frankly I am a superstar (when it comes to certain things, mind you). Turns out they DON’T have like the only account I use on that one. Credit institutions are total BS! You have to pay them, in turn they don’t do their job right and YOU have to correct them. What a joke. Anyway I was happy about the other two and Jeff has stellar credit. So that was exciting!

Anyway stats time is over. So I totally bought a wedding dress off Craigslist. It was $125 and it fit me perfectly, even with my giant ribcage! It was amazing and obviously meant to be. I figure, if I decide I don’t want it I can always sell it on ebay. Rcady or my mom will teach me the way (not the Tao Way, still figuring that out, the ebay way. Rcady makes so much $ selling stuff on ebay it’s crazy). But it was pretty awesome. Gooooo Craigslist!

OK that’s it for now, it’s work time. Ci-zzzao.

ETA: Where the F did that smiley come from??? WTH???? Something is weird here.

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